Mole
Do you miss life insurance
When you start getting old?
Mole
Do you miss washing your feet?
Have you ever had a cold?
Mole
Do you miss Bingo?
Or school trips to the zoo?
Mole
If you caught a burglar
Would you know what to do?
Mole
Do you miss cocktail parties
With the people from next door?
Mole
Do you miss waiting in queues
And wiping the kitchen floor?
Mole
Do you miss Yoga
Or putting out the cat?
Mole
If I trod on your molehill
What would you say to that?