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I've got me a dream girl
Peaches and cream girl
The kind you see on the cover of
A shiny magazine

I met a pretty model
And took her home one night
I couldn't wait to kiss her
She seemed to be Miss Right
But she removed her lashes
And then her golden hair
And when she stood there ticking
She gave me quite a scare

But she was a dream girl etc

I took her and shook her
I wasn't being rude
But I was really bothered
When both her arms unscrewed
So then I grew suspicious
I tore off both her tits
And found that I was holding
Two lovely counterfeits 		I was losing my dream girl etc

Beneath her chest of plastic
A nest of wires lurked
I studied her transistor
And saw the way she worked
I put her back together
She sure was full of life
And if you're ever out our way
Come by and meet the wife

Lyrics by Fran Landesman

from
"More Truth Than Poetry"
by Fran Landesman
First published in Great Britain in 1979 by Jay Landesman Ltd
© 1979 Fran Landesman